16 Ways to Fix Your Wet Phone

Oh no! You dropped your beloved smartphone into a puddle, toilet, or maybe even a fish tank (no judgment here). Don’t panic! We’ve all been there, and we’ve got your back. In this guide, we’ll walk you through 16 hilarious (and effective) ways to fix your wet phone. Put on your superhero cape, because you’re about to become a tech-savvy water whisperer!

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1. Quick Reflexes: Retrieve It!

First things first, swiftly remove your phone from the watery abyss. Every second counts! Your phone may be temporarily waterproof, but trust us, you don’t want to push your luck.

2. Power Down and Dry Off

Power down your soaked companion immediately. The last thing you want is a short circuit. Dry it off gently using a soft cloth or towel. Avoid shaking or using a hairdryer, unless you’re going for that windswept “just stepped out of a hurricane” look.

3. Say Cheese: Documentation Time!

Okay, this step is technically non-essential but highly entertaining (for us, at least). Take a moment to snap a picture of your soggy phone for future laughs. Just remember, it’s all part of the journey to resurrection.

4. Rice Is Nice

You’ve heard this one before, but there’s a reason it’s so popular. Grab a container, fill it halfway with (uncooked) rice, and bury your phone in it. The rice acts like a tiny moisture vacuum cleaner. Leave it alone for at least 24-48 hours and resist the temptation to cook rice while your phone is in there. We’ve all been hangry, but don’t jeopardize your chances of reviving your device for a decent meal.

5. Do Not Disturb: Silica Gel Edition

If you’re feeling fancy, you can skip the rice and invest in some silica gel packets. You know, those tiny packets that come with new shoes or bags. They’re the perfect water-hungry critters! Stick your wet phone in a sealed bag with a bunch of silica gel packets and let them work their magic. Just don’t mistake them for breath mints. Trust us, we’ve been down that path, and it’s not minty fresh. Sometimes it can also clean wet speakers.

6. Desperate Times Call for Desiccants

Grab desperate times by the horns and seek alternative desiccants around the house. Maybe you have a stash of instant popcorn, those little silica gel packs from beef jerky, or even a bag of kitty litter. Just remember, do not eat the popcorn afterward, and try to find a litter without cute paw-shaped beads. Your phone will thank you, and your cat won’t judge you.

7. On a Sunny Vacation

Take your wet phone on a tropical vacation—inside a sealed plastic bag, of course. Place it under direct sunlight for a day, letting the warmth help evaporate every drop of moisture. Just remember to keep an eye on it so it doesn’t get a tan.

8. Vacuum Sucker Punch

If you’re feeling adventurous, grab your vacuum cleaner. Set it to the lowest suction setting and gently maneuver the nozzle around your phone’s openings. The suction should help draw out any remaining moisture. Pro tip: avoid using your grandmother’s antique vacuum cleaner that resembles a weapon from a steampunk movie. It may have too much power, and you don’t want to launch your phone into orbit.

9. A Blast of Fresh Air

If you’re not the vacuum type, consider using compressed air to blow any leftover moisture out of your phone’s nooks and crannies. It’s like blowing out candles on a cake, except your phone is the cake, and you’re the birthday party hero. Just make sure you don’t accidentally inhale while spraying, unless you want a lungful of compressed air. Trust us, it’s not as refreshing as it sounds.

10. The Fabled Oven Trick

Disclaimer: This method requires a level of bravery only known to those who eat cold pizza for breakfast. Preheat your oven to its lowest temperature and place your phone carefully on the middle rack. Leave the oven door slightly ajar and let the gentle warmth work its magic. Remember, if your phone starts glowing like Mjolnir, it’s time to take it out. Odin would be proud.

11. Bring Out the Big Guns: Silica Gel Packets on Steroids

You’ve tried regular silica gel packets, but now it’s time to bring out the big guns. Some companies sell larger silica gel packs specifically designed for drying out electronics. Toss your wet phone in a bag with one of these bad boys and let them show regular packets who’s the boss. Your phone will be back on its feet (or circuits) in no time.

12. Desperate Measures: Disassembly

Okay, this is the point of no return. If you’re comfortable disassembling your phone, go for it. Remove the battery, SIM card, and any other accessible parts. Carefully wipe them down and let them dry separately. Just remember that not all phones are created equal, and you may be saying farewell to your warranty.

13. Alcohol Cleanse for Good Measure

If water alone couldn’t ruin your day, give it a buddy named Isopropyl alcohol. Dip a cotton swab or cloth into this party starter and gently clean your phone’s ports and buttons. Alcohol is an excellent degreaser and evaporates quickly, reducing the chance of alcohol-induced dance moves during phone calls. But remember, friends don’t let friends use vodka instead.

14. Get High on Moisture

Ahem. Before you judge, we’re talking about high alcohol concentration here. Head to your local pharmacy and look for high-percentage isopropyl alcohol. The higher the better (at least 90%). Douse your phone in it and let the alcohol have a go at any remaining moisture. Just don’t light up a cigarette during this process or decide it’s a good time to hold a bonfire. Smokey cell phones are not the latest trend.

15. Call a Professional

Sometimes, the DIY route just isn’t your style. If all else fails, take your phone to a professional. They have the expertise and tools necessary to diagnose and fix water damage. It’s like going to the doctor—for phones. Make sure you do your research and find a reputable technician. You don’t want a “Dr. Frankenstein” attempting to bring your phone back to life.

16. Acceptance: It’s Time for a New Phone

If none of the previous steps worked, it might be time to bid farewell to your cherished companion. Pour one out for your fallen comrade, then upgrade to a shiny new phone. It’s like a breakup, but with a happier ending. Treat yourself—you deserve it!

In conclusion, accidents happen, but they don’t have to be the end of the world (or your phone). With these 16 hilarious and inventive methods, you can try to fix your wet phone and still have some laughs along the way. Just remember, always exercise caution and consult a professional if needed. Good luck, super water whisperer!